Okay, here's the deal: My housemates and I are moving out, and Douchey McDouchenstein Roommate decided it would be okay to take off and leave behind all the random crap that he didn't want to take with him. I don't want to deal with it, so the following stuff is free. Note that the management cannot be held responsible for any lingering douchiness that may be present on the items. So, the stuff: + One blue couch that apparently folds out into a bed. Stuff in the picture not included; girl costs slightly extra. + Miscellaneous cookware (spatulas, silverware, etc.). + Some kind of dresser or something? The drawers are all pulled out and who knows if they work or not. You could definitely use it as firewood if you don't mind massive brain damage via chemical inhalation. I know I don't! + A large blue container filled with random crap? Maybe that thing is a heater or an air conditioner or something. Maybe it still works. The possibilities are endless! Also, comes with an anthropomorphic Valentine's Day heart! Just imagine what you could do with that thing or whatever! + A black plastic thing covered in plastic!....? + 12 pound dumbbells. Probably NEVER USED EVER! + Blue polyester chairs with stains on them; who would want these ever! + Half a bottle of Clorox Bleach! The answer to all your bleaching needs! + Wooden beer pong table with patented space-age Sagging Middle Technology (tm)! Sawhorses included for easy setup. (Serious note: One side of the pong table is emblazoned with the logo of a certain UD fraternity. We do ask that, if you come to claim the table, you paint over the logo. Liability issues and such. You understand.) ~~~~~~~ This stuff is all free for the taking at 62 New London Road in Newark between 10:00am and 12:00pm on Sunday, May 31st. I will be busy moving out all of my stuff and cleaning like a responsible, non-douchey member of society, and thus I will unfortunately be unable to provide any assistance in the moving (I could probably help with the couch if you ask nicely). After 5:00 pm, any unclaimed stuff will be left out by the curb. Our struggle with rampant douchebaggery could be your gain! Act now! Location: Newark, DE it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests delaware